Total Medals Earned: 190 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,355 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish world 1
Finish world 2
Finish world 3
Finish world 4
Beat the final boss
Collect all the coins and unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 11/11 (425/425 points)
Find the fourth Tankman.
Find the second Tankman.
Find the ninth Tankman.
Find the seventh Tankman.
Find the first Tankman.
Find the Ffifth Tankman.
Find the third Tankman.
Find the sixth Tankman.
Find the eighth Tankman.
Click the mute button.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/380 points)
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Win the shootout level
Win the game
Ask for the gun
Don't deploy your parachute
Medals Earned: 4/6 (55/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 7/14 (105/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)